No More Abandoned Carts

Oopsy daisy...

Now dad-blame-it, the file you are trying to upload is too large. Either that, or somethings broke. Not to worry, this page tells me I need to fix it, sort of like whispering a cart out of abandonment. So while I'm under the hood, check out my poemry or better yet, the amazin' cart rescues below.

  • No more abandoned carts
    RESCUE: Брошенная под дождём
  • No more abandoned carts
    RESCUE: Trolley Tree
  • No more abandoned carts
    RESCUE: bum
How to get deputized, legiticately.
Take a cart’s picture and chuck it up here. Well, actually don’t upchuck it. Upload it. Your reward? You’ll be a deputy in the greatest cause on Garth's Great Earth.

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Dented me up some car doors
Spent weeks in the arms of strangers
Crossed the city on all fours
‘Spite the ever present danger

Came to on strange city curbs
F...

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